Classic Beetle [Member Since: December 10 '07]

I live in Westchester County, NY, with my wife and baby boy and I work in the Internet industry.


I mostly read DC stuff.

I like to write old-guy rants in my blog.

Blurbs

B Reddy says:

Hey C.B. – I’m also from Westchester, Harrison specifically. Where are you located?

MadMikeyD says:

I agree that comics are indeed better with super heroes in them. Not saying that non-super hero comics are bad, I just prefer my comics with some form of costumed crime-fighter in it. Whether it be Superman or Spider-Man, Lone Ranger or Zorro. I just always enjoy those type of books more.

daynah says:

Comic books are best with superheros? No. Have you tried reading some of the stuff out there now? Mouse Guard, Johnny Hiro, Doctor Who Mag Comic, Fables… and some of the old classics like Maus, Preacher, The Invisibles.

Comics, like any art, is best when there is room for creativity. Like any literature thesis, go read this, and then fix your proof. ;) <3>

by Classic Beetle at 04:58 PM July 05, 2008

If you like great comic art, buy this issue. I am tempted to take a star off because the story is over-narrated to the point where you will want to skim some of the writing and it blocks the lovely pictures. Still, Darwyn Cooke’s art is so great and it’s such a treat to see him on Hex that this is must-buy for Cooke fans.

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by Classic Beetle at 06:19 PM May 24, 2008

Very disappointing. This storyline took too many issues and used too many characters to get to a deus ex machina, which kicks off the next storyline without giving this storyline a satisfying ending.

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by Classic Beetle at 07:22 PM May 15, 2008

Fantastic historical fiction. The story starts with one of the greatest leaders in Japanese history an awkward adolescent. How will he evolve into the future great man? His companion is the greatest of all ninjas. The story is told with gorgeous penwork and cinematic imagery, as well as the philosophical tone we’ve seen in Lone Wolf & Cub.

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by Classic Beetle at 12:30 AM January 24, 2008

This comic is so good it’s like Marvel is offering some kind of karmic refund or penance to make good on all of the disappointments we endure as comic fans buying the latest hyped mega-project. This is the real deal and it couldn’t have been cooler if they’d stapled a $100 bill in the middle. I’m not going to spoil this, but if you’ve been following so far, mysteries deepen as we get peeks into new secrets. Also, super kung fu action and great art from 3 guys.

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by Classic Beetle at 08:17 PM January 22, 2008

Based on my handle, you know why I think this is awesome. Yes, it’s probably all a big tease and the end will be crushing, but this is a lot of fun right now. And there’s a cameo from Ditko’s Shade, the Changing Man, in his M-Vest. More M-Vest!

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by Classic Beetle at 10:01 PM January 10, 2008

Extraordinary. In this time when a simple story can take a year to tell, Mark Waid tells 3 complete stories and part of an ongoing framing story all in one issue! 3 team-ups! Including 3 teams! Mark Waid shows how to write a comic the old fashioned way. I was never one of the people who raved about this series, but this issue is a tour de force. And it’s great to see musty oldies like the Boy Commandos and Dial H for Hero brought back.

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by Classic Beetle at 12:09 AM December 26, 2007

Fantastic art with beautiful Western landscapes (though Bat does look like “generic blond guy.” The story is so-so, fairly typical, though solid, Western. After the first few issues of Metamorpho:Year One and now this, I really don’t want to read any more origin miniseries. It’s too long a format for this kind of story. What’s next? A Dr. Strange origin where he spends 3 issues as a surgeon?

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by Classic Beetle at 12:02 AM December 26, 2007

Insane and not very good, but interesting.

Rockman is the best of the bunch, a leader of an underground world that is very well visualized and has a “Flash Gordon” quality to it. It’s just strange that he cares about the surface world and the U.S. Also, there’s weird stuff like a ghoulish character on the splash who doesn’t appear in the story.

The Laughing Mask is a psychopath. He could very easily be updated to a Rorshach type, but the golden-age story is clumsy. There is actually a box on nearly every panel narrating what is going on. He has these guns that he pulls out of thin air or something. Weston’s updated costume realizes this and gives him holsters.

The Phantom Reporter is nutty. I like the name, but would anyone really call himself that? No one actually uses that name in the story. His alter egos are very weird.

I am very intrigued by what they will do with these characters. This is worth checking out for historical value and as a setup for the new series. Reading this, you realize why Batman survived and these guys vanished for decades.

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by Classic Beetle at 04:54 PM December 24, 2007

Now, this is the kind of comic I like. Since Batman’s villains usually have henchmen, it’s easy to think that they are cowards or ineffective one-on-one. Seeing the Joker take on Booster man-to-man, you see how formidable the Joker is. That’s something that’s easy to forget watching Joker and Batman face off for the millionth time.

Also, we have some cool Blue Beetle stuff, and we see the very surprising return of a trio that Johns set up in the Lightning Saga.

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by Classic Beetle at 01:03 AM December 24, 2007

Incomparable. Instantly-recognized style. Definitive versions of Green Lantern, the Atom, and many others.

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by Classic Beetle at 08:20 PM December 20, 2007

Very cool issue-long fight in real-life locations north of NYC. Best GLC issue of Sinestro Corps War.

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by Classic Beetle at 08:17 PM December 20, 2007

This issue delivers.

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by Classic Beetle at 12:22 AM December 14, 2007
He is Mr. Ambush Bug. He gets an automatic top score. Also did wonderful work on Legion of Superheroes, Justice League, and 52. He's a crabby, old curmudgeon, too, which I can appreciate.
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by Classic Beetle at 12:21 AM December 14, 2007
Before Countdown, it would have been 5 stars, but taking that thankless job has knocked PD down a level. I love what he did on Detective before the Ra's multiparter, with his perfect done-in-one stories. Too bad DC crossover madness is cramping his style.

Before comics, PD was one of the driving forces of the great DC animated universe.
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by Classic Beetle at 09:07 PM December 12, 2007
A very strong collection. Represents the different ages of the team well (except for the misbegotten Detroit age) and the stories are all fun.
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by Classic Beetle at 09:05 PM December 12, 2007
Fantastic Elseworlds that succeeds by being just slightly off from the truth. The years right after WWII are tough ones for DC's All Stars.
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by Classic Beetle at 09:02 PM December 12, 2007
Earthling on a foreign planet uses his brain to fight monsters and invaders. It's variations on the same plot each time and it's kind of amazing the twists they can put on this formula and how much they can accomplish in the short length of these things. Adam is famous for his jet-pack and gun, but it's his mind that is his greatest weapon. Like lots of silver-age DC heroes, Adam proves that knowledge of science is the ultimate power.
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by Classic Beetle at 10:33 PM December 11, 2007
I give up. They keep changing who this woman is to the point where now she really has no identity. Is she Xena? Is she Wolverine? Gandhi? Jenna Jameson. Probably all of the above.
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by Classic Beetle at 09:44 PM December 11, 2007
This could be the best comic in print. Nuff said.

This is the only Marvel comic I read these days because (1) It won't desecrate my childhood memories (It's hard to do Spider-Man better than in days of yore, but I was never a big fan of the Fist in the 70s and 80s) and (2) It avoids gimmicky stuff happening in the rest of the universe.

This is like Green Lantern to the nth degree - a wonderful universe of different people connected by a power and a tradition. The flashbacks to the different Iron Fists are wonderful. Always great art. Also, they have found a way to make an old hero adapt and learn new tricks without it looking like a cheesy "everything you know is wrong/everything you know didn't happen" reboot.
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by Classic Beetle at 09:23 PM December 11, 2007
This series is all kinds of fun, retro-style. Although there is an over-arching plot, each issue can be read as a "done-in-one" with a cool cliffhanger ending. There is some heavy-duty trivia and continuity wallowing going on, but always with explanations for newbies. This series is why I'm still reading DC Comics with all the disappointments - cough, cough - Countdown - cough - out there.
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by Classic Beetle at 09:17 PM December 11, 2007
You can't beat art by Perez. It's fun to see the random characters Waid brings together - many with historical connections to "Brave and the Bold" and many appealing to Silver-Age fans. Waid is justly praised for knowing how to write these characters. Still, i only pick this up when I am interested in the team-up (the weirder, the better) and would prefer done-in-one stories to the ongoing thread that connects the issues. If Waid ever leaves to be a full-time publisher, Paul Dini would be an interesting replacement.
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by Classic Beetle at 09:13 PM December 11, 2007

Of course he’s one of the best. He can draw any character perfectly and does great crowd scenes. My only beef is that his costume designs are weak, other than Taskmaster and his fraternal twin Deathstroke. Jericho? Weak. Anyone remember that crystal girl, wassername? Kole or Kale, was in Crisis. Weak. Even Cyborg – you get used to the costume and then you suddenly think, “Wait! is that a half-metal guy running around in white undies?”

Still, it’s a small point. Get him to draw other people’s characters – anything – Forbush Man – and it will look stunning.

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