I just finished reading Daredevil: Man Without Fear #9: King of Hell’s Kitchen and there were some really great lines that just made me laugh.
(Daredevil talking to Foggy on the phone)
DD: I need you to bring me something to wear.
F: Something red?
DD: It’s red?
F: What?
DD: I thought it was yellow.
F: ...
DD: ...
F: Are you serious?
DD: No.
(After breaking down a wall to assult the Yakuza HQ in Hell’s Kitchen)
Spider-Man: Actually I’m just here to use the bathroom.
(Fighting Yakuza henchmen)
Henchman: D-Don’t hurt me!
Spider-Man: Damn Cage, you didn’t even raise a hand. You beat him up with a look.
Luke Cage: It’s my trademark.
Spider-Man: I gotta get a look.
(After Yakuza fight)
SM: If it’s any consolation, you pretty much solidified my belief in keeping my secret identity a secret, like, forever. Because man, I do not want to be you. No offense.
DD: I really did make a mess of things this time.
LC: And now you get to be Kingpin too.
DD: What a mess.
LC: Yeah, well now you have something to do.
SM: Well if you ever need help, and you know I mean this, call the X-Men! I have a hot wife at home. I so don’t need to be here.
Iron Fist: Does he have a hot wife?
LC: I thought he was gay.
IF: So did I.
LC: And you wear yellow booties.
IF: They were a present.
LC: From a guy.
IF: I’m leaving.
Such a good series.





















Comments
Hah, dude hell yes, that was hilarious!! That Bendis run got me hooked on Daredevil for-ev-er, and what about that art man( I thought Maleev kicked ass on it)!
Wait till the end of the Murdock papers man, most chilling thing ever!
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