Strangers are Friends you haven't met yet.
Someone out of the blue IMed me because TJIC reposted a comment I made on HeavyInk on his blog… right here.
GoDaddy’s PR plan consists of “Boobs” and “Football.” I don’t really know where I was going with that. Maybe… “Boobs work.”
How to propoganda your friends into signing up to HeavyInk.
- Naw, you don’t have to buy anything. Most of the site’s social. It’s like being in the comic book store on Wednesday. You can get great recommendations. Except… you can see the other comics they read, so you also can determine when their recomendations are worth shit.
- Naw, of course you don’t have to switch all your comics over at once. Just try a few and see how it goes. You can cancel at any time.
- Naw, most of the shipments don’t get banged up. The shipments that do get banged up get dinged at the last leg of the journey, so if your local USPS has been treating you well (following the directions on your other packages), then everything should be good for your HeavyInk. Also, HeavyInk packages are shipped in cardstock thicker than the comic boards.
These are very similar techniques to the ones pedos use to get little girls into their vans. “Naw, it’s just some candy. You can just take it and leave.”
Oh, and the phrase “Strangers are friends you haven’t met that?” I don’t buy that at all. Strangers are bastards that are out to kill you. You should always carry a dagger in your purse and mace lipstick in your back pocket. I wish there were an internet version of mace.