I just wrote something. I was supposed to be finishing my screenplay. ...But I accidentally wrote two scenes of something else. It’s a comedy. ...it’s ridiculous.

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Item! – Welcome Home, You Lowdown Caballero! Is still in the process of getting inked, still thinking about what to do about a letterer or as Sarah calls it, ...a letterist.

Item! – Best band ever? Two of my brothers are on the road with their new group, The Cactus’s. Check it out.

Item! – David Wise the composer of all the Donkey Kong Country games contacted my former comedy group, and said he loved the video, and asked if he could show it in a seminar about his music. This has a holy shit rating of 5000.

Item! – Head over fucking heels in love with Sarah Kachevas.

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The cave-in was massive.

The dust from the walls was an archaically fed mushroom, billowing up into the sky.

The entire west wing of The tower had fallen, crumbling into ruins of mortar.

Crushing me under it’s weight.

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I specialize in is something I call 30 second comedy. I’m not naive enough to believe I invented it, only that I fully support it.

What it is is you take a joke, a hilarious scene, and grind it down to the quickest beat possible.

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My name is Todd Michael Rogers

I’m sitting here at Panera bread with an itchy seat full of unwashed jeans.

the overhead speakers are blaring what i can only describe as Helen Keller on sax.

A light rock acid washed bullshit crescendo for the masses.

Eat our Bread! and listen to yourself die.

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I am still alive.

Unerringly relentless in my campaign to blog from my great tower of semi opaque darkness, it’s windows curtained in un-lint-rollable grey velour

I bring you word from the Castle of Gloom!

Last week (last week?!) I read the prologue to The Book of Nog out loud to Sarah.

She really seemed to like it, and even gave me a high five (the lover’s equivalent of a firm handshake of awareness)

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can’t stop working on The Book of Nog, though I really do hope to take another crack at Screenplay no.1 by the end of next week; not to mention start (and subsequently finish) screenplay no. 2.

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I think I’m addicted to writing.

I spent last night sitting next to Sarah at my parent’s house as she edited photos of The Cactus’s (best band in Nashville).

I wrote at random, and ended up with a prelude to The Book of Nog. As of this morning I have a prelude, and roughs of the first 5 to 6 chapters.

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Went over to Team Genius headquarters yesterday where I was greeted with he following video from Germany:

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But she is gorgeous.

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