I once created a Myspace page, not as myself, but as a crazed abortion doctor character who was kept in prison and blogged from the moon. That makes perfect sense, right? I think I updated the blog, like, twice. Or maybe three times. I dunno. The point is, this whole “social networking” thing is just a fad, and I refuse to get caught up in it. Just like those other crazy fads that are going to come and go – like faded bluejeans, the internet and breathing. And because of that, you can’t expect me to ever write anything here. Or maybe I will. I dunno.