das ubuibi says: A beard is a growth of hair on the face. (beep)especially on the chin, cheeks, and (beep) ears. Formally people used to consider a mustache (beep) as a part of the beard but with the use of language, that is no longer the case. (beep) in ancient times a beard was the mark of manhood, (beep) now we talk behind each others back. (beep) Long ago, Women unfortunate enough to grow beards (beep) were regarded as (beep) witches. Now we know there is no such thing (beep) but being a witch is trendy. (beep) The egyptions (beep) shaved thier faces except for times of mourning, and would continue to shave their dead loved ones (beep) for years until the flesh (beep) decayed. Alexander the great forced his soldiers to shave (beep) because their enemies might seize the beards in battle (beep) and humiliate them. By the beard of the prophet refers of course to Jehoshaphat, (beep) who carried the great (beep) spoon. (beep) he'd give them a licking, and that pretty soon (beep). (beep............beep.............beep) this ends side one of your film strip, please turn over.