Sgt. Lunchmeat [Member Since: November 08 '07]

I am enhanced by pants.

Gin says:

Ooo! I thought of something Pants enhance, but DONT make better! Summer heat and humidity. ^\\ Living in a house with no AC, and refusing to wear anything but pants… Yah.

Gin says:

XD Pantaloons is just a funny old timer word… funny old timer words ALWAYS make everything better.

Sgt. Lunchmeat said:

I just recently realized that the word pants is an abbreviation of pantaloons. Pantaloons make everything better.

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Gin says:

What do your pants enhance? Are they the pants of dance? The pants of prance? The lost pants of France?

Sorry. Couldnt resist.

Sgt. Lunchmeat says:

I am all a twitter

Todd Michael R. says:

Heavy Ink is letting me interview users at random! expect an e-mail.

Your interview number 3

Todd Michael R. says:

I loved you’re link, it really made me think…shit, I’m rhyming again…

I have some music for you, e-mail me at toddmichaelr@gmail.com ???

Sgt. Lunchmeat says: I did, we just closed the doors last month after 2 years. It was a labor of love called Fakescience. We distributed independant artists and microlabels. We sold in album and EP format, $5 for albums, $2 for EPs. Mostly electronica, some indy rawk.

Todd Michael R. says: Hey, you own a music store?

Sgt. Lunchmeat says: Will do, I do to. Also...VIKINGS!

Todd Michael R. says: Let me know how Northlanders is, really like the art!

Pete says: It looks like all of the books you mention will be available once we get our act together on our listings...

Sgt. Lunchmeat says: Because... you.are.from.Canada.

adr says: sgt! he gave me an alpha flight!

Vinyl Underground #1

by Sgt. Lunchmeat at 01:36 PM November 20, 2007

Lots of exposition in this first issue, the story gets kind of muddied with it. I'm not sure if I'm liking the characters yet - too slick seeming yet for a gritty detective story. The tough/girl porn star thing seems a bit gratuitous and a little on the nose.

The elements are there for interesting stories though, but the first issue left me feeling a little underwhelmed.

2 pts.

Five Fists Of Science Gn

by Sgt. Lunchmeat at 05:48 PM November 09, 2007

A friend of mine shoved this book in my hand and said "I'm not telling you anything about this other than you will love it". I'm lucky to have friends that know me this well, although I'm hard pressed to think of someone who wouldn't enjoy this ride. I mean Nicola Tesla, Mark Twain vs the Robber Barons and their henchmen Edison and Marconi? A yeti? Aw hells yeah!

It's a wry, very American take on the ahistorical fiction genre started by Moore in his "Extraordinary Gentlemen" books. Matt Faction continues to prove himself among the best writers out there.

2 pts.

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