Sgt. Lunchmeat [Member Since: November 08 '07]

I am enhanced by pants.

Blurbs

Gin says:

Ooo! I thought of something Pants enhance, but DONT make better! Summer heat and humidity. \\ Living in a house with no AC, and refusing to wear anything but pants… Yah.

Gin says:

XD Pantaloons is just a funny old timer word… funny old timer words ALWAYS make everything better.

Sgt. Lunchmeat said:

I just recently realized that the word pants is an abbreviation of pantaloons. Pantaloons make everything better.

Gin says:

What do your pants enhance? Are they the pants of dance? The pants of prance? The lost pants of France?

Sorry. Couldnt resist.

Sgt. Lunchmeat says:

I am all a twitter

Todd Michael R. says:

Heavy Ink is letting me interview users at random! expect an e-mail.

Your interview number 3

Todd Michael R. says:

I loved you’re link, it really made me think…shit, I’m rhyming again…

I have some music for you, e-mail me at toddmichaelr@gmail.com ???

Sgt. Lunchmeat says: I did, we just closed the doors last month after 2 years. It was a labor of love called Fakescience. We distributed independant artists and microlabels. We sold in album and EP format, $5 for albums, $2 for EPs. Mostly electronica, some indy rawk.
Todd Michael R. says: Hey, you own a music store?
Sgt. Lunchmeat says: Will do, I do to. Also...VIKINGS!
Todd Michael R. says: Let me know how Northlanders is, really like the art!
Pete says: It looks like all of the books you mention will be available once we get our act together on our listings...
Sgt. Lunchmeat says: Because... you.are.from.Canada.
adr says: sgt! he gave me an alpha flight!

This Morning's Oddessy

by Sgt. Lunchmeat at 05:56 PM on December 07, 2007 17:56

We're Like Gods Up Here

by Sgt. Lunchmeat at 06:18 PM on December 06, 2007 18:18

I'm wiping my monitor off now

by Sgt. Lunchmeat at 05:54 PM on November 30, 2007 17:54
Yes I subscribed to X-Force when I was a kid...but this still made me do a spit-take at my desk - ladies and gentlemen, The 40 worst Rob Liefield drawings

Bookhunter pt 2

by Sgt. Lunchmeat at 03:05 PM on November 16, 2007 15:05
Oh, and it's been pointed out to me that Bookhunter and other Shiga books are available to read for free at shigabooks.com. But you should buy them if you can, because you are a good person.

Bookhunter

by Sgt. Lunchmeat at 06:03 PM on November 15, 2007 18:03
If you haven't bought Jason Shiga's "Bookhunter" yet, you are a damn fool. I can't believe I only just bought it, having leafed through it sometime in '06. It's brilliant.

"Bookhunter" is what I can only describe as a police procedural thriller, if the public library had its own police force. The book is set in 1973 and follows a case of a rare bible stolen from the Oakland Public Library. Detective Bay and the Library Security Force are tasked with the books recovery and the capturing of it's thief. What follows is a two-fisted skewering of just about every cliche in crime fiction. The book is fast paced, helped by the frenetic sepia-toned artwork.

I bought a copy for a librarian I know and I cannot wait until I get to give it to him.

Some Books I'd Like To See HI Sell

by Sgt. Lunchmeat at 06:14 PM on November 09, 2007 18:14
This is a great site, I'm really happy to see such thought to usability and solid design on a comic site. I'm going to be moving more and more of my subs here - though I don't think it will replace my visits to my local store, after all I'm lucky enough to work within walking distance from Isotope in SF. I really hope HI gets enough of a client base to increase their selection. What follows is a list of some books I'd love to see them carry (in no particular order):
  • The Surrogates by Vendetti and Weldele - This just slayed me, gorgeous, edgy art combined with tight storytelling with a dash of Phillip K Dick for good measure
  • Whiteout vols 1&2 by Rucka and Lieber - I was white-knuckling it through both of these thrillers. Who doesn't love a badass like Marshall Stetko?
  • Persepolis by Satrapi - I can't think of a book I'd rather see made into a movie. Also, you should read how she handles Deborah Solomons stupid-ass headwrapping questions in this NYT Interview. Seriously, anyone who can get the words "goose anus" printed in the newpaper of record is my new hero.
  • American Born Chinese by Yang - This book should be on every 8th grade English course's required reading list
There's a whole slew more that I don't have time to write about. Hopefully they'll be offered here soon. I'm off to yell at my uncle dickball yet again about sending me porn at work.