Tyler [Member Since: October 17 '07]
Just a guy. I used to work at HeavyInk. Now I work at Scribd.
For some extra geekery, check out my programming blog.
Tyler, do you know how I can find a friend on Heavy Ink that is already a member?
Hey Tyler! Things are good, if busy… how is Cali treating you?
Tyler said:
Hey Pete! How are things?
Having to actually wait for comics, rather than Comics Monkey placing them into my hand, is pants!
you’re welcome. Hopefully I don’t end up confusing people more than helping them… :)
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Thanks for helping people on the forums. It’s quite handy for us… Hard to do support when the web site is ON FIRE! :)
lol, always pushin the limits:)
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Your user name makes me question how loose I made the restrictions on it. :P Nice though! haha.
hope the drug traffickin-er…trip to Cali is going well!
will there be an X in the right place?
It’s quite alright. I know you’re busy. thanks
Tyler said:
Sorry I didn’t get back to you faster. The interface could use some work. Glad you figured it out.
I figured it out, thanks.
how do yo upload to the gallery?
Thanks, I really like the gallery feature here.
Tyler said:
Hey Rob. Welcome to HeavyInk!
What can I say? I guess I just wasn’t ready for it.
Tyler said:
why did you break it, blue_j?
Ohh I’m not a real God. But she is..outSTANDING.
It’s about time! :) J/k. Now, if I can only figure out what you’re talking about in your posts. :) Hahaha. I would love to learn programming, but I need to get an established IT career started first. One step at a time.
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I finally put my programming blog back up! haha. http://codehallow.com
I think I good feature to add would be that the time and date would show by people’s comments or as you guys call them “blurbs”. I love this website, keep up the good work.
Waiting for you summon me from the depths of ennui you son of a bitch. HERE I AM WORLD! (explosion).
What are these “1 pts” things next to people’s comments? Like what are pts for? Are the pts for being naughty or nice or helpful? Cause I fiddled with someone’s pts and I hope it meant he was good.
Love the new features for Searching! Return to search results has been much needed and searching flows much better now.
HO DAMN – flexing the dreaded thread lock muscles!
if one good thing (besides our communal amusement) could come out of those threads, the world will truly be a better place…
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If “Threads” were one of the options you could choose to make lists of, I’d have a list of my favorite HI forum threads, and this would be in the top 5 at least three times.
That… is freaking awesome. I’m going to make that possible. I swear it.
“Just because something is easy to measure doesn’t mean it’s important.” – Seth Godin
bahahahahaha
Hey Tyler! I read about Heavy Ink on THE COMICS REPORTER website and thought I’d give it a shot. I’m a long(ish) term (three years or so) Netflix member and really like how that site’s set up, so the comparison made in the TCR article/interview sparked my interest. So far I’m very happy with HI and looking forward to seeing what your guys do next. I wish you all the success in the world and hope that what your doing is as revolutionary for the comic biz as Phil Seuling’s Direct Market was thirty years ago.
I’m Punisher
you’re Punisher you blow stuff up!
Take the Which Comic Book Hero Are You? Quiz at HeavyInk.com
Dude, now who’s being uncreative? Come up with a new fantasy! :)
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As long as she’s in the “Return of the Jedi” costume.
you’re way too nerdy. ;)
Tyler said:
As long as she’s in the “Return of the Jedi” costume.
I’ll write you a big check and pass you off to Princess Leia.
Tyler said:
So I just watched that episode. Awesome. Where’s my $10k?
The art is almost done, then comes the pitch to the publishers…
So, dude, just how long is your programming blog going to be offline? :)
oh maybe I watched that episode of 30 Rock by myself… so you obviously don’t get what’s COOL!
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See… Now you switched to the other extreme. Followship? Quit making up words.
way to do as you’re told. you get the FOLLOWSHIP AWARD!!! X)
Tyler said:
Way to be uncreative. :P
how about… bag. dork.
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Well… It was either that or fanny-pack. And no one wants me to start saying “fanny-pack”.
did you really say KNAPSACK? who says that?
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Hey man, what’s the latest on the comic? WHEN WILL IT BE IN MY KNAPSACK!?
Helloooo.
So Tyyyler… When I get on HI at work on FF (hiss) I notice that FF has a special feature that Opera doesn’t have… that big yellow arrow thing. I wanted to let you know that Opera has released its developer tools called Dragonfly (http://www.opera.com/products/dragonfly/). So, it’s just in Alpha right now but something like that wouldn’t scare someone like you, right? I mean, it may be HARD, almost TOO HARD, but you could still do the same thing in Opera, right? ;)
hahahahahaha! aahahahahahah all that mtn dew is getting to you.
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As in, he’s a Volkswagen.
Hahaha. And here I thought you had a rabbit with a metal plate in its head. :)
Tyler said:
As in, he’s a Volkswagen.
My rabbit is a vicious creature. VICIOUS.
I imagine that Ami’s rabbit isn’t 20 years old, nor does it have significant body damage… :-)
Tyler said:
I have a rabbit.
Me too! Though I have my doubts that it is the same kind…
Ok, so it took me a while to understand the Will Smith reference, but I finally got it. :) Great job on the recommendations stuff. HeavyInk is lucky to have you!
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Indeed! I’m running Firefox 3 at work and home now for one reason… Memory usage. Firefox 2 ate memory like uh… Will Smith in Men in Black? Firefox 3 is much more stable.
Mine has gone pretty smoothly so far. I haven’t really had the time yet to take it out for a real spin, so to speak. But I’ve had no problems and so far, I don’t miss Vista. I’ve found replacement programs for most of my stuff, and I hope to continue my searches this weekend. The only thing I didn’t count on was I used to use FoxMarks (I think that was what it was called). It saved your bookmarks on a server. So I didn’t bother backing those up when I did the transition, thinking I would just install FoxMarks again. But alas, it doesn’t work yet with the version of FireFox I’m running. Of course, I could easily switch to the older version of FireFox. But where’s the fun in that? :)
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How’d the Ubuntu transition turn out?! I switched my MacBook over to 8.04 this past weekend. It went extremely poorly. Nothing like rebooting to find your 17” 1680×1050 screen running at 640×480. Ubuntu upgrades seem to be flawed… Reinstalling from scratch, however, went perfectly.
Hey dude, have you tried the new Ubuntu out yet? I think I read it’s coming out this week.
Hey, thanks Tyler!
bah, was quoting from memory. I have it written down word for word somewhere, and I can always just look further down here to find it if need be… I’ll be sure not to mangle your words. Xp
I save that for people who’ve had the misfortune of knowing me since elementary school, and those who’re more than ‘just friends’. :)
Tyler said:
wanted to ask you if you’d mind me using your line about preferring a good word processor to human company
Sure! As long as you don’t misquote me. It’s “text editor”, not “word processor”. ;)
Who is people I know (kinda)...
btw, wanted to ask you if you’d mind me using your line about preferring a good word processor to human company.
ANYway…
What is just stupid lines like that in no particular story order.
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Hey! I think a webcomic is a great idea… but, especially in such a small format… the writing is incredibly important. Maybe you should figure out what or who or even just a theme you’d be writing about.
well, to get myself comfy with a schedule, I’m just doing gag-a-day shit thats actually happened… and I have enough of THAT to last me about a year, even if I do get up to 3x a week updates. That ought to be long enough to find someone to helpmeget an actual storyline together, no?
Tyler said:
Hey! I think a webcomic is a great idea… but, especially in such a small format… the writing is incredibly important. Maybe you should figure out what or who or even just a theme you’d be writing about.
aye, I have it put thru to my google homepage. :)
Tyler said:
Indeed. What RSS reader are you using? Google Reader is rather great if you haven’t tried it yet.
Heh. I figgered this was a good place to START using RSS… I’d never figgered out how to work it before, and what better place to try, than somewhere I check daily anyway?
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I did delete it… Blast you for using RSS. I forget why I did, but… Yep.
Dude… Did YOU delete your last blurb or is HI glitching? I see it on my RSS feed, and I snorted myself near off my chair… but ish not showin anywhere else.
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and 3 days is nothin when you have an excuse (marathons, box sets of a series you want to get thru, addiction to a series of books/comics, or being unable to peel your eyes off your computer screen for long enough to go to bed all constitute good reasons in my book).
Unless you work outdoors or fastfood, then it’s gross regardless.
Thanks, Tyler. I’m still looking for a job. I’ve done some handy work around town and I worked the night shift at Target for a spell, but that’s about it. I’m applying anywhere and everywhere. Sooner or later, something will come up. It’s my only hope. Where’s Ben Kenobi when you need him? :)
Tyler said:
Welcome back, dude.
XD Nah, that’s just programmer funk. My boyfriend gets that too! Only add ‘blind’ on top of it cause he never goes anywhere without his sunglasses.
Tyler said:
Yeah. I get that pretty often… “You smell like a smelly goth-dork!”.
It’s social, it’s just a different LEVEL of social.
Honestly, I kinda think conversations via the internet (NOT consisting of “LOL” “ROTFLMAO” and “OMGWTFBBQ”) tend to be a better level of socializing than in person- cause there’s none of that “You look like a dork” “You look like a goth” “you look/smell like you need a bath” barriers. -
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Eh… Interweb-related conversation doesn’t count as being social. In fact, I think it adds to the anti-socialness. :P
duuuude… it’s kinda creepy that the self proclaimed anti-social one is the one who’s posted the most on my blurbs…
weeiiird.
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I guess I should scroll down more often. Whoops. I miss Pennsylvania for my friends and family… for the rampant wilderness… and for Sheetz.
Otherwise, screw PA. :P
Heh, it’s alright I miss florida. 3 years gone, almost, and I still miss the people and the fact that I-95 was 30 seconds away. ^^
The humidity and heat can bite me tho.
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I guess I should scroll down more often. Whoops. I miss Pennsylvania for my friends and family… for the rampant wilderness… and for Sheetz.
Otherwise, screw PA. :P
I think that was the first blurb you left me, actually. :) I’ve never been to harrisburg. Hell, the only real “cities” I’ve been to while living here are Bethlehem, Allentown, and Gettysburg…
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Rev. War soldiers in pajamas, y’mean… I wouldn’t call some of those outfits ninja suits. Too bulky, movement inhibiting, and lack of silence in motion.
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Also, if I didn’t mention it before… I’m from PA. I grew up in Harrisburg. :)
thanks for the update but don’t spend too much time on it. I only have that glitch when at work and well, technically, I shouldn’t be on your site then, sshhhhh. ;)
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Argh. I went to fix your IE6 issue for the forums today, and realized we have not a single Windows machine running in the office. So, I’ll have to do it from home.
Just thought I’d give you an update.
aww, c’mon Ty… would “I prefer vampires” be better than Pirates? Cause that’s true too… Ninja’s are still awesome. My friends going gaga for naruto just kinda killed them for me for a while…
Tyler said:
Im partial to pirates anyway. ^^;
I think this friendship is over…
XD Only in the more recent varieties. \\ That and the stereotypic romanticized versions are easier to draw/dress as.
Tyler said:
Im partial to pirates anyway. ^^;
I think this friendship is over…
... wow. That is a scary thought, actually. MAI braaain… nu ninjas allowed.
Im partial to pirates anyway. ^^;
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It would only be a ninja blurb if you didn’t see it. I guess a ninja blurb would be like… telepathy. A post-it note on your cerebellum, if you will.
Ahhh… see, the slight differences are lost on me unless I’m the one using them to wheedle my way out of/into something. But wouldn’t that be a ninja blurb then…?
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You didn’t. The ninja left you a blurb. Slightly different. ;)
Tyler said:
I’ve been thinking lately that its been far too long since I built a fort out of the sofa, blankets, and various pillows.
I think I shall do that tonight.
Thanks for the inspiration!
...no thank you, luv… its been over a year since my last math course. I cant make heads nor tails out of it now… not without help, or at least a nudge in the right direction. Lambda prolly stands for something, we hadnt gotten to yet… f is usually the function in question… Id have to know what Im trying to do with it to even get my mind started.
Otherwise it’s just pretty numbers/symbols to me. :$
Tyler said:
Well, that notation is Lambda Calculus. Its not mind-bending in a mathematical sense, but in a computational sense. Try to read and understand it and you’ll get what I mean…
Awww… Short attention spans are wonderful, no? Heh. Thanks tho, cause none of my friends got on last night. The bastards got lives when I left FL. Not really mindbending… Math’s the one thing that if explained to me I actually GET. AP Calc. was a breeze. :D
Tyler said:
My obsessions are short-lived. This one… shorter than most. (3 hours)
That, and you already broke it there. That wasn’t haiku. :D
I am blind… My glasses attest to it. I cant even make out the headings on my computer without the damned things. But also, I am completely coding illiterate, and I haven’t had a math course in over a year. Not sure what that is… I’m gonna go make my geeks explain it to me now…
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Its also not syllables, but sounds. But whatever. I may not be able to talk about love with regards to programming… but I can certainly talk about beauty.
Y = λf·(λx·f (x x)) (λx·f (x x))
Yes. The Y-Combinator. I had this written on my arm for a few weeks. If you cannot see beauty in that.. you truly are blind.
Haiku! XD Why dont you make it easy and add in Tanka, too? Or harder and try to make it all rhyme! A traditional Haiku is usually tied into balance or nature or love or all of the above or something, tho… so… Kinda hard to do in programming, no? I don’t care WHAT language you use…
You can use <br> tags.
whoops – formatting sucks. I’ll try again in the comments
peeked under the hood: iambic pentameter. slappity-slap slap!
Because he sucks and he sucks because both his titles stink? Hello! Are you not versed in circular logic?
Really, after I attempt my first critical review (of Prufrock, dear god), I’ll go for Astonishing. Which is far worse than Runaways.
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why do his big titles both stink? ;)
heh… can I add that line to my little hoarde of “quotes from people that make me laugh” notebook? Cause it’s true. Of all but one

























