ohwowitsbecca [Member Since: January 09 '08]

I like long walks on the beach, clubbing seals, and alphabetizing spice cabinets.

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Benty says:

save the seals! Unless you mean clubbing with seals, then its cool!

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-b. says:

Hey becca, been quiet lately. How goes the job search?

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Pete says:

Gosh! I thought I had put my “looks a bit like Jesus” days behind me when I cut off my hair…

ohwowitsbecca said:

Pete, random thing that just occurred to me… When I see your avatar out of the corner of my eye (such as when I’m reading your posts), it looks a lot like the Jesus Mii on my Wii. And it too me a really long time to figure out what was so familiar about it, because when viewing it directly, it doesn’t look like that at all.

Just thought I’d share.

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RobertS says:

Except it turns out people who major in math and Russian aren’t really in high demand.

You can help us in the Cold War!! Not that Cold War. The second one, the secret one.

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-b. says:

Ahhh, a tech job. I’ve been looking for a tech job for about, oh, 7 months to the day. :( Not to paint a bad picture for you or anything. Hahaha. I think it may be easier actually for a younger person to get hired than someone my age (36). So, hopefully something will come up for you. Good luck!

ohwowitsbecca said:

Thanks! I’m mostly looking for tech jobs now, since that’s where all my experience lies, anyway. Now, if only someone would put out the call for Russian-speaking Jr. DBAs, I’d be set…

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-b. says:

Hey there! Congrats on graduating! Too bad the weather didn’t cooperate. Math and Russian, huh? Hmm. Not sure how that can combine into something. I have to give it some thought. Do you play chess? That’s sort of math based and most of the greats seem to come from Russia. :)

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Tyler says:

Hi Becca!

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March 4, 2010
04:37pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
I just had my 3 year comic anniversary. Otherwise known as my birthday. 1st is the paper anniversary, so you can celebrate by buying more comics. 3rd is leather, apparently. So I guess I will have…
05:28pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Hey, let’s not go jumping to conclusions here based on name and gender. For all you know, I reproduce like a fungus. With spores.
05:32pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Mmm, yeah, baby.
05:36pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Confession: I am going to eat an entire box of Girl Scout cookies for dinner. Samoas, if you’re curious.
05:42pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
None taken. I just consider it my duty to keep everyone open to every possibility, including gay, fungal, and any terrifying combinations of the two that might ensue.
10:08pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Your nightmares have become real... thread on the forum
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Brittany1l… I think my childhood actually feels even more violated than the toaster right now.
10:10pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Walking Dead on AMC gossip thread on the forum
Geez. If that’s how you react when someone leaves for a better offer, then I can see why they’d leave as soon as the better offer came along.
10:14pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Ah, yes. But can a hydra wear a leather catsuit?
11:38pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
CONFESSION: I just got really really excited for this. Yes I’m absolutely serious. Confession: I was kind of disappointed when that wasn’t a link to a picture of a Hydra vulgaris in a…
March 3, 2010
01:39pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Your nightmares have become real... thread on the forum
Not 100% failproof, though. Bet this would sneak through. What?
01:58pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Your nightmares have become real... thread on the forum
That’s just softcore, artsy crap. That was just a taste. I didn’t want to link the really raunchy stuff on a public forum where minors could see it.
02:00pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Heavy Rain thread on the forum
Gosh, topics like this make me regret having only a Wii. Also, every time I see the title of this game, I get Chocolate Rain stuck in my head. Every. Friggin’. Time.
02:02pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Your nightmares have become real... thread on the forum
They are lizards, after all. Lizards acting sexy.
02:34pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Your nightmares have become real... thread on the forum
Have you ever seen a Tauren give it to a Gnome? That’s what’s up Oh, God… There was so much blood… and hair… whimper
March 2, 2010
12:54am
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
I feel skeeved out when I see the BK King, but that’s because of the movie Heavenly Creatures. I have no idea how similar they really are. I just know that I’ve made the mental…
02:19pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Yeah, like Antarctica. Which also no snakes. But it does have penguins. It’s like heaven! Cold, icy, windy, miserable heaven!
04:01pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
I always thought it would be fun to just take the pamphlets the Mormon missionaries give you, and when the Jehovah’s Witnesses show up, give them the Mormons’ stuff in exchange for the…
04:02pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Newspaper route = Sunday morning Lemon Party!
07:18pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Perfect, we’ve got the title songs for our movie and its first two sequels already. Thanks, Usher!
March 1, 2010
02:02pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
I stole a glow-in-the-dark skull from Hooters last Halloween, and it’s sitting on top of my television right now. I named it Thurston Howell V. I like to justify my theft by thinking it would…
02:42pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Michael McKean was in three episodes of the X-Files. And Twin Peaks had David Duchovny, who was also in the X-Files (duh). Confession: my family and friends frequently want to stab me because I…
02:50pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
I’ve never actually seen a Kevin Bacon movie (that I can recall). But I do like bacon.
03:09pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Also, sharks. They’re everywhere!
11:12pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
I hate hate hate snakes. I’m not terribly fond of spiders, either, but have no moral qualms about squishing them, so I can cope. Snakes… well, I’d feel bad killing one. So I…
February 28, 2010
01:04am
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
I’ve been known to use someone’s opinion of Catcher in the Rye to make otherwise baseless judgments about their level of douchebaggery. I have yet to meet anyone who lists it as one of…
02:58am
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Haven’t seen Traffic, but on the subject of gladiators, has anybody been watching Spartacus: Blood and Sand? I want to like it because of the people behind it, but I can’t see past the…
10:34pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Confession: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him squirm, but I shot him in the kneecap, so he probably didn’t die. I didn’t stick around long enough to see. Also, I think I just…
10:35pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the OT: HI's Official Dating Advice Column thread on the forum
I choose to be ineffective. I’m very effective at this. I win no matter what.
10:39pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Just a tiny bit. Not really enough to do any harm. One of those stupid “I should really wash my hands before I touch my face” moments.
10:41pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the a thought: Ruby / Rails summer intern thread on the forum
How come you guys never want to hire a theoretical mathematics intern? :(
10:44pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Who will win the Daytona 500 ? thread on the forum
I’m with Jorean. If I’m watching auto racing, I want to hear someone say, “If they scatter, go for the baby and the mother.” And I want them to be serious.
10:48pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Interview with Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson thread on the forum
Huh. I thought he was dead. Glad to learn otherwise.
10:49pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Who will win the Daytona 500 ? thread on the forum
Give it time, give it time. I have faith in both this and Battle Royale becoming reality within my lifetime.
10:52pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Who will win the Daytona 500 ? thread on the forum
Find an island. I’ll kidnap some teenagers and we’ll get this thing started.
11:10pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the Who will win the Daytona 500 ? thread on the forum
If you can fit it in a duffel bag, you can call it a weapon. So find a small kid or a big duffel bag.
11:11pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Chemistry! It saves lives!
February 26, 2010
12:57pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the small weird world thread on the forum
I used to work 50 feet from my favorite artist’s brother. Which I only figured out after I picked up a full run of X-Files comics and googled the guy because I really liked his Season One issues…
01:10pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Some of my earliest memories are of playing a game called Clowner my dad made on his CoCo 2 for me. It pretty much just consisted of building clown faces out of various parts (eyes, nose, hair, etc.).…
06:35pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the HI Confessional - hijacked, no wait it's back, no, it's hijacked again. thread on the forum
Yep, that’s pretty much what mine was. But all clowns all the time.
February 16, 2010
12:05pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the OT: HI's Official Dating Advice Column thread on the forum
Sorry, had to be done. Feels like it’s been a while since we’ve heard from you. I tend to disappear for long stretches of time when my secret spy lifestyle forces me underground. You should…
February 13, 2010
05:21pm
ohwowitsbecca posted in the OT: HI's Official Dating Advice Column thread on the forum
Or you could NOT call and trust in fate to make your paths cross again if it’s meant to be. I don’t necessarily condone this course of action, but I felt like it would be nice to offer an…